Don't Be Silly Guys, Russell Wilson Didn't Take Any Summer Vacation #HardWork

HAHAHA you know Russ, no way he took even one day off.

This is a perfect example of what I’m talking about when I hate on JJ Watt and Russ Wilson (yes I know they both went to Wisconsin and in the ultimate irony I attended both Rose Bowls they were in respectively and loved both of those teams). They’re not real. I don’t care if you didn’t take summer vacation Russ, I just don’t want to hear you answer this question in this manner. Is that picky? Yeah I guess a little, but it’s the truth. It’s ok to be human, not everything has to be hard work and autograph signing and trips to the hospital to visit sick kids. Those things are great, but to pretend that you aren’t also fucking Ciara on the side and getting drunk every now and then with your boys is disingenuous. Just be real, one time.

On the flip side of the coin the DP show had Richie Incognito on and he sounds so fucking depressed. What a shame, the bully gets all the bully bullied out of him by the internet. Probably hasn’t creampied any of his new teammate’s sisters, square life indeed.